honeymoon's over

 I rarely speak openly about politics. But, I had to share this hilarious email I received from a friend...just minutes ago!
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start. 
  
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask
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--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !

--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

--David Letterman
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